I'm proud to announce that I have a new online correspondent - and she's found us a great pizza menu! Thank you Mrs. S. - who mostly aptly said:
The menu hits all the high notes:
Misspellings? Check.
Random punctuation and capitalization? Check.
Different font sizes? Check.
See for yourself:

My personal favorite: the "possibility of crusting" as a pasta option. What on earth?!?
Note - please double-click on the menu to avoid squinting!