Anyway, I do occasionally come across a good old fashioned toaster, like we used to have. Not that often, but sometimes. Usually, if the box says "toaster," it's referring to a sandwich maker (you can kind of see one in the second photo here). Maybe that's why they felt the need to explain just which kind of toaster this is:
A jumping toaster! Funny, right? But it gets even better - this other version was right next to it, for classier folk:
Ah. Who writes these things, anyway?